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Survivor

March 4, 2010

March 2006     San Francisco

I worked my way through paramedic school by doing remodel construction here in San Francisco.  The demolition phase was  always hard and a little dangerous, but sometimes it involved a bit of urban archaeology.  Every now and then items emerged from behind the walls or under the floorboards:  coins, tools, hand-written prescription bottles, a stash of bourbon, eleven mummified cats over one garage ceiling, and a rusty loaded handgun.  Often there was a carefully stashed newspaper, just to mark the date that the walls were finished.  The one in my house on Haight St was from 1874.  Money?   Sure, sometimes that might appear, but that was not the kind of score that people shared or talked about.

One of our projects involved a ballet studio on Polk street; the owner wanted a sound studio created beneath the dance floor.   Building nothing below something is not the natural order of things, so it must be done carefully.  The first phase was not complex, just unbelievably dirty and labor-intensive:  excavating a several hundred cubic yards of dirt and debris from underneath the occupied structure before making a useful space out of it.  Who else to turn to but the day-laborers?  We hired six of the shortest, hardest-working guys we could find, gave them plenty of five-gallon buckets and switched out the dumpster every other day.

They would disappear down below, mole away and hand fifty-pound buckets of mostly sand up to the sidewalk level all day long.  Slowly they lowered the floor until there were lightbulbs overhead, salsa music blaring, and a place to cook lunch.  After almost two months of this, they were down eight or nine feet, exposing the support columns and the original basement brick walls.

I had not given much thought to why this had been backfilled with sand if it had already been a useable space at one time.  Slowly the hombres uncovered a layer of ash and charred timbers.  Over the next few days, twisted wires, a pulley, melted kitchen utensils, melted copper, an axe-head, and broken dishes began to re-surface.  Then broken, warped window glass and a mass of melted bottles. More charcoal, and finally a stack of newspapers, sheltered by some stonework.

It was a large, fragile stack of ashes, completely oxidized but intact.  The San Francisco Chronicle it was, reduced to the darkest shade of gray, while the ink had burned to a shiny, pure black. I read whatever I could – it was all legible, but rarely a whole story or page.  Just as one might expect – local politics, advertisements, cable car hits horse carriage, obituaries, a visiting delegation from Japan, etc.

Then a date from the top issue:  December 12, 1905.  Nice, I finally knew when this place changed…no actually it burned…why did they fill it in with sand?…Why are there still belongings here?…1905?…Oh, yeah…the Earthquake hit four months later.  I remembered reading that all of the city north and east of here burned to the ground, and that the Army dynamited all of Van Ness Street (the next street over,) so the firemen could then use it as a firebreak.   Their actions saved the rest of San Francisco from burning, but it seemed that this house was on the wrong side.

The next day the amigos called me over to show me a find – a porcelain doll’s head, obviously with a higher melting point than the bubbled window glass attached to it.  The head was all that remained of the doll, but she still had her teeth and the German maker’s imprint on the back.  Probably a well-kept doll for a well-kept girl who must have left home in a great big hurry, if she got out at all.

Photo by Jason Chinn.

Night Shift (part two)

February 3, 2010

San Francisco     Fall 2007

I am not working as a paramedic these days, just moved into a related line of work that will not yield any of the stories or photos usually flung upon these pages.  Ah, well.  Almost went to Haiti for a month of earthquake relief work – that would have been a trove of disaster stories, but the new work schedule prevented that.  Here is a second batch of unrelated cases taken from working the night shift in the city.

One night we were assigned to pick up a “5150” patient, code for a person under 72-hour psychiatric hold due to the possibility of harming himself or others. (more…)

Siafu

January 6, 2010

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August 1998     Mbweni, Tanzania

My NYC girlfriend Pia and I had just abandoned a failed expedition through Zambia and Tanzania, and set off backpacking on our own for a couple more months.  After a great safari through Ngorongoro crater, and a Kilimanjaro summit that got pretty dangerous, we made our way to the coast to indulge in a  few weeks of things we could not find inland, such as fresh fish, fruit, beach time, a break from the tsetse flies.

During the previous three months of camping out in the bush, we had run-ins and paw-prints outside the tent from the usual suspects:  hyenas, lions, hippos, a cobra, parasites, scorpions and thieves, but the one that commanded the most attention was the army ants, known in Swahili as “siafu.”  Pia reacted with cartoonish fear to any African ants, but this kind in particular are not to be trifled with.  Ah, but I rolled the dice. (more…)

Petting Zoo

December 4, 2009

November 2009     San Francisco

The event billed as “Petting Zoo” was was sold out when I arrived, but of course this did not stop me: “You don’t understand.  I need to be here.”   I stood my ground.  The organizers finally relented, and I weaseled my way in.

Think Meat.  There was a pig on a spit out in the alley off Folsom Street, behind the aptly named Bloodhound bar.  I kind of scowled at it, since it was lacking all legs, shoulders, hams and knuckles, the best parts.  Meanwhile, I savored the complimentary bacon-enhanced whiskey concoction and watched two chefs at two tables butcher a goat and a sheep, in different ways.  Trays of meat floated around during all of this:  blood sausage, fresh chitterlings, rabbit/duck/olive meatballs basted in internal pig fat, beer sausage, chorizo, and other unidentifiable meaty nuggets.   Still, I was thinking “All you can eat? Yeah, right.  I’ve heard this before.” (more…)

Getting Busted as a Family

November 3, 2009

Lake Tahoe    April 2005

My dad and some business fellows were on their annual ski trip and this year that meant Tahoe.  How convenient for me to hitch a free ride on this one, just a four-hour drive from San Francisco.  My lovely little sister Meghan even flew in from DC to step up to the expense account trough.  We had the good fortune to stay in a 1940’s A-frame house on the ski slope at the base of Squaw Valley.  Austere but functional, fit for a man’s man’s ski trip, and still owned by the guy who established the whole resort. (more…)

#22 Fillmore Bus – Seating Beating

October 2, 2009

October 2002     San Francisco

Ok chilrens, lets get back on our favorite bus line, the rolling home of all that is unsavory about public transit, the #22 Fillmore.  Today the theme is Beat-Downs. (more…)

News At Eleven

August 17, 2009

August 2009     USA

I no longer look forward to situation reports that occasionally come in from my co-workers in Kabul.   Last week the capital took nine rockets.  This week a truck bomb blew out every window at the guest house that hosted the Halloween party.   In the two months I have been out, five of my friends and work associates have been killed.  (more…)

DC

August 12, 2009

Out of Afghanistan for the summer and probably forever, so back to oddball Americana topics.  This month’s piece is from a correspondent who spent the earlier part of this decade building a powerplant in rural Eastern Texas.  Excerpt from a letter:

June 2001    Ennis, Texas

Statement from a friend:  “Hey man, sounds like you and the wife are doing well in Texas.  I can see it is playing to your considerable redneck side.” (more…)